{Saturday, November 12, 2005}

just something to help you pass the LAST DAY OF THE WEEK! (: after that unsightly and highly unclassy scenario, i feel that i haven't really properly thanked all those who helped me with it, verbally or non-verbally. so here goes:

1) to tan ying jie: for being there for me on that day and comforting/ advising me and stuff. i really really love you and you rock my world (:
2) to alice, jj, crystal: for listening to me rant on about him and advising me as well (:
3) to NICHOLAS LIM WENYANG: thanks for bugging me to dump him. NICE ONE!
4) to zerome? [haha]: for listening to me bitch about him (:
5) to michelle? thanks for really offering all that advice and willingness to listen to me even though you had your own stuff to settle to. really appreciate it!
5) to YU PEI-YI: YES. hahaha thanks for that msn conversation. was just reading it and thought. i never did really thank you for that right? so yes THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH (:

and just like all things. i like a good bitchfest the most. so how about one RIGHT NOW to entertain you all. and to help sort out certain things and defend certain people [although they DONT really need it, as i can tell hahaha]

DISCLAIMER: this is my blog and my own personal space to rant my own thoughts so if you don't like it or don't like bitchy stuff, you can leave okay? (: if you have anything against the stuff below, you don't have to flame saying i'm a bitch or anything. cause i KNOW [and it isn't like it's such a bad thing either]. just email me regarding your conflicting views. but if not, you're WELCOME to stay by all means. enjoy!

basically a certain friend of mine of confronted him. invited her. who then invited some of her other well... fellow people. and they proceeded to have a very disgusting [not in that sense] conversation. the following will be some quotes from the conversation which i happened to obtain. there you go!

red = my friend
purple [GAY COLOUR] = him
green [CAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS] = her
blue= other people

"ham arhh"
"wanna defend ur ma zi arhh"
"yew dun like my problem arhh."
"get outa here arhh"
"i can sae i dun like yew so can yew buzz off.?"

please. firstly what's with all the 'arhh'-s. i fully sympathize with your plight of having Tourette's Syndrome so you HAVE to repeat 'arhh' at the end of every sentence. vocal tics, no? LOOK. there's even a category for the kind of vocal tics you have! hmm. it's a toss-up between palilalia (the urge to repeat one's own previously spoken words) and coprolalia (the spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable words, such as obscenities and racial or ethnic slurs). wow. i'm really really sorry =/

secondly, "get outa here arhh" and "i can sae i dun like yew so can yew buzz off.?" fyi, if you really "dun like" my friend THAT much, why bother inviting him into the conversation in the first place? from what i see, you technically invited him to the conversation. you're just wasting his time and everybody's else time. it's just like asking your enemy into your house and when he steps in, you tell him that you don't like -oops sorry!- DUN LIKE him and to "buzz off". it's redundant dear.

"dun forget im from RI"
"so fucking get lost"
"ur UNDER me"
"since when was R ahead of A in the alphabet?"
"RUSSIAN ALPHABET?"

this was directed to my friend who's from acsi. just wanted to say this: EXCUSE ME? so what if RI is under ACSI? RGS is ON TOP of RI for goodness sake. and i'm sure there are decent people in RI but seriously. my friend sure had one nice comeback! hahaha.

"u wan gang fight anot ?" [boy]
"we'll just settle it in a game of rugby sevens"
"baskteball lahh."
"rugby is MUGGER game"
"sry twits dun play rugby"
"SISSY PLAY RUGBY!" [girl]

ahem. when was rugby a "mugger" and "sissy" game? maybe you "twits dun play rugby" because you SUCK at rugby? hmm let's see. ACSI has won the B and C division for rugby since 1997 to 2003 and lost in 2004 and 2005 to ST ANDREWS. not RI or some twitty school. this just shows the prowess of ACSI's rugby. maybe "mugger" is a term for you to use on any of the wide plethora of sports that you suck at? (: just a suggestion. and before you guys get the idea that you're SO good at sports, think again. ACSI and RGS are the top schools for sports for the year of 2005 and for many other years in succession as well. this plain shows how good "muggers" are at sports huh. i'm not trying to show off or anything but please. if you suck at it, ADMIT IT.

"NA ONLII" [girl]

i need to explain this one. they asked my friend what stream he was and he said he was Normal Academic to jack them. and the above mentioned was the response. honey, if you think NA deserves that kind of brushing off [the "ONLII" part] and you yourself are from express, i believe, don't you think us SPECIAL stream people can also go "EXPRESS ONLY-my bad- ONLII"? if you accuse of us of looking down on you people because of the different academic streams we're in, look at yourself and your response towards the stream "lower" than you, that of the Normal Academic. okay?

"EU CONFIRM GO TO ITE" [girl]

excuse me? are you talking about yourself? how can my friend, with his 77 average and 8 out of 11 A1s, who is holding a prefect position, get into ITE? YOU may want to go ITE but unfortunately, my friend is already in the IB programme so i guess his future is MUCH brighter than yours (: sorry.

"euu r childiish" [girl]

sigh. yeAhh wE aL iisHh cHiLdiisH dErh wOrhxx. please. look at your typing first? that's almost the equivalent of baby language. and how childish can my friend be, when he didn't even start insulting you guys until you started it. look at some of your retorts:

"if u say i scolded ur sch first, i can say u irritated me first"
"u and girl fight . no use . fight mi 1 on 1 la ? want !? [boy]"
"copyyy."

what mature retorts huh. and to the girl, don't you even feel put down by the guy who said "u and girl fight. no use." where's your sense of self-respect. feminism, hello? but whatever. and the "copyyy" is THE BOMB. i remember clearly using that phrase TONS OF TIMES. in primary 1 and 2.

and the end of the whole thing is even better but i shan't copy it out for you guys. all of them get confused over what is happening and my friend quits the conversation because of technical problems hahahaha. what a melodrama conversation that was (: anyway hope you enjoyed that bitch fest!

the devil wears Prada
11:25 AM